Friday, April 9, 2010

There is $10 in the Fridge Combustion

With heavy breathing, I report I found Mr. Hamilton in the fridge.  I ripped the fridge apart, but not to find him.   I tore through the pantry and fridge with a garbage bag.  Almost everything was thrown away.  After taking a small moment to reflect on the matter, I turned my head to look at the damage I had done and saw Mr. Hamilton laying there, he was exhausted as well.  He wanted nothing to do with the outside world.  So with some contemplation and a few moments of discussion, it did feel like I was talking to a dollar bill but don’t tell Mr. Hamilton, I have decided he shall remain in the fridge. 

We are actually both consumed by how the fridge defines us, so I felt it was proper to let him stay put.  After a shower, I determined it felt good to get rid of all that garbage.  Mr. Hamilton enjoys the area he has to roam and stretch out.  I feel though something has got to change.  So as I consider heading to my closet to do the same thing, to avoid cleaning up my own life, I have come to determine I have done something irreversible.  I have not only locked Mr. Hamilton in the fridge, but I have also locked myself in the fridge.  We will be located there until further notice.

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